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'''Zoroaster''' is the founder and CEO of [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], "a wavy [[life path]] company" and wavyverse media empire. As the energetic visionary of neural augmentation, he is credited with the rapid advancement and commercialization of [[wavyverse]] cognitive applications. He is immune to the outrage of the [[humanistas]], having survived many attempted cancellations.
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Zoroaster (Z) is the founder and CEO of [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], a [[Life path]] company and [[Wavecasting | Wavecast]] media empire. He is credited with the rapid advancement and popularization of [[Wavyverse]] cognitive applications.
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==Early Life==
 
==Early Life==
At the age of nine, Z goes viral for his groundbreaking [[neural grafting]] experimentation on lizards.
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At the age of nine, he successfully rewired the nervous system of a lizard.  
 
   
 
   
 
==Career==
 
==Career==
Z founded Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) in 2038. His company became renowned for its invention of wavy-grams, wavevasts, and [[Bag Of Beliefs (BOB) | BOBs]] - a class of artificial sub-personality.  
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In 2038, Z founded ZIM producing luxury [[Lizard Lounger | Lizard Loungers]]. Following the rapid worldwide adoption of the Wavyverse, Z pivoted the company into [[Wavecasting]], unleashing a wide-ranging ecosystem of neural and cognitive app suites including ZIM [[Learning educational modules]], and [[Bag Of Beliefs (BOB)]].
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Z is credited with the invention of the [[lizard lounger]].
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==Controversy==
 
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Over the years, Z has survived many attempted cancellations by [[humanistas]], who regard him as the prime accelerant of human obsolescence.
On his first vacation following the successful IPO of ZIM, Z took a spiritual turn. He returned to ZIM disinterested in his duties as CEO. He became pre-occupied with long abandoned projects sparked from his childhood, what he called [[subplots]]. His increasingly eccentric [[Act Two]] behavior distressed the [[ZIM Boardmembers]].
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==Controversy==
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Following the successful initial public offering of ZIM in 2072, Z took a spiritual turn. Disinterested in his duties as CEO, he became preoccupied with long-abandoned pet projects including affordable Lizard Loungers and [[1000 Lives Demo | 1000 Lives]]. His increasingly eccentric [[Act Two]] behavior—characterized by free and conscious rewritings of his own life script— distressed [[Chairman Ava]] and [[ZIM board members]].
On [[New Years Eve 2074]], [[Zoroaster]] invites [[Chalice Wong]], his niece [[Princess Wendy]], [[Commander Alan]] and [[Orlando de Blair]] to take part in the [[1000 Lives]] demo, during which unfortunate events lead to [[Chairman AVA]] ousting him from [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]] with a unanimous vote by the [[ZIM Boardmembers]].
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Following a disastrous [[1000 Lives Demo]] at the ZIM Emergency Summit on [[New Years Eve 2074]], Z was unanimously voted out of his own company. His following years of exile remain undocumented. Z made a brief puzzling appearance at the [[Double Destiny Wedding]] in 2084, disrupting the long delayed launch of Destiny BOB.
    
==Image Gallery==
 
==Image Gallery==

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