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| − | During [[Chalice Wong]]'s [[permadrone | permadroned]] years, [[Dr. James Moonweed Wong|Dr. Wong]] and [[Chairman Ava]] committed to Orlando as a parallel redundant [[Destiny BOB]] study. To cap off the success of Orlando's story, [[ZIM]] planned a wavecasted finale in which Orlando would marry [[Chyna Horchow]], called the [[Double Destiny Wedding]]. | + | During [[Chalice Wong]]'s [[permadrone | permadroned]] years, [[Dr. James Moonweed Wong|Dr. Wong]] and [[Chairman Ava]] committed to Orlando as a parallel redundant [[Destiny BOB]] study. To cap off the success of Orlando's story, [[ZIM|Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]] planned a wavecasted finale in which Orlando would marry [[Chyna Horchow]], called the [[Double Destiny Wedding]]. |
{{Quote box|title=Life Log Summary of Orlando de Blair|align=left|width=400px|quote=“Orlando de Blair. Star cyclist. You ride before you walk. Aspirational branch to be a poet. Son of hard working actors. They tell you: train till you die. One day you are favored by a Queen. She introduces you to her poetry-loving friends as long as you keep winning. She tells you: you can be a poet after you break a leg. ZIM selects you to participate in their Destiny BOB pilot program. BOB recommends you stage a leg injury at the Great Outback Championship Tour. You ignore BOB and place third. Your parents praise you. Queen promises to marry you when you place first. You train to exhaustion. You question if BOB knew this would happen. One day BOB develops a permission: you can be a poet without breaking yourself. You stop competing. Queen stops chasing you. You realize your parents like poetry too. You confirm your autonomy and arrive. You promise to buy yourself a room with a desk and a view.”|source=–Orlando de Blair's Destiny BOB}} | {{Quote box|title=Life Log Summary of Orlando de Blair|align=left|width=400px|quote=“Orlando de Blair. Star cyclist. You ride before you walk. Aspirational branch to be a poet. Son of hard working actors. They tell you: train till you die. One day you are favored by a Queen. She introduces you to her poetry-loving friends as long as you keep winning. She tells you: you can be a poet after you break a leg. ZIM selects you to participate in their Destiny BOB pilot program. BOB recommends you stage a leg injury at the Great Outback Championship Tour. You ignore BOB and place third. Your parents praise you. Queen promises to marry you when you place first. You train to exhaustion. You question if BOB knew this would happen. One day BOB develops a permission: you can be a poet without breaking yourself. You stop competing. Queen stops chasing you. You realize your parents like poetry too. You confirm your autonomy and arrive. You promise to buy yourself a room with a desk and a view.”|source=–Orlando de Blair's Destiny BOB}} | ||
Revision as of 07:42, 21 June 2021
Orlando de Blair is a professional solo-athlete and celebrated cyclist. He was once an aspiring poet until he was selected for the integration of a Destiny BOB at age fifteen to help him win the Tour de Oceania.
Early Life
Born to hardworking actors. Showed early signs of virtuosic athletic ability at two years old.
The Orlando Study
During Chalice Wong's permadroned years, Dr. Wong and Chairman Ava committed to Orlando as a parallel redundant Destiny BOB study. To cap off the success of Orlando's story, Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) planned a wavecasted finale in which Orlando would marry Chyna Horchow, called the Double Destiny Wedding.
Life Log Summary of Orlando de Blair
“Orlando de Blair. Star cyclist. You ride before you walk. Aspirational branch to be a poet. Son of hard working actors. They tell you: train till you die. One day you are favored by a Queen. She introduces you to her poetry-loving friends as long as you keep winning. She tells you: you can be a poet after you break a leg. ZIM selects you to participate in their Destiny BOB pilot program. BOB recommends you stage a leg injury at the Great Outback Championship Tour. You ignore BOB and place third. Your parents praise you. Queen promises to marry you when you place first. You train to exhaustion. You question if BOB knew this would happen. One day BOB develops a permission: you can be a poet without breaking yourself. You stop competing. Queen stops chasing you. You realize your parents like poetry too. You confirm your autonomy and arrive. You promise to buy yourself a room with a desk and a view.”
–Orlando de Blair's Destiny BOB
Personal Life
Romantically linked to fiancé Chyna Horchow.