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'''Supergirl Silk Reduction'''™ (formerly branded Supergirl Psilk Reduction™) is a synthetic psychoactive [[neoprotein]] invented by [[Dr. James Moonweed Wong]]. It is the dominant, most efficient and affordable neoprotein source on the market, endorsed by [[wavecasting | wavecasters]] for its long drip energy profile - a feature that supports high-load brain usage and extended coherent time in the [[wavyverse]]. In 2078, Supergirl Silk Reduction™ was awarded the [[Nobel Solutions! Prize]] for its role in allowing wavyverse activity to thrive during [[The Long Typhoon]].
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==Development==
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During the decade-long natural disaster [[The Long Typhoon]], organic urchin based neoprotein became scarce, leading Dr. Wong to develop Supergirl Silk Reduction™ to support the high-load cognitive experiments required of The Chalice Study. Following an accidental endorsement by [[Chyna Horchow]], public demand for Supergirl Silk Reduction™ exploded.
  
Supergirl Silk Reduction is a mass-market synthetic [[neoprotein]] and dietary supplement invented by [[Dr. James Moonweed Wong]]. It is the dominant, most efficient and affordable neoprotein source on the market, endorsed by [[wavecaster]]s for its long drip energy profile- a feature that supports extended time and high-load brain usage in the [[wavyverse]].
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The affordability and efficacy of Supergirl Silk Reduction, coupled with the decimation of the [[protein urchin]] population during The Long Typhoon, put organic urchin-based neoprotein brands like Kiki's [[Orbital Silk]]™ out of business.
  
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In an interview with business wavecast [[Indicators of Credibility]], Dr. Wong reluctantly commented on his [[Nobel Solutions! Prize]] winning contribution to humankind: "How dare you drag my legacy down to the level of altruistic entrepreneur! Moonweed Airfarms neoprotein is a [[subplots | sideshow]] to keep my Supergirl's stomach full and her brain log gorgeous! This inconvenient typhoon will soon be over. Now, the thing about Destiny BOB is..."
During the decade-long natural disaster [[The Long Typhoon]], organic neoprotein became scarce and the affordability of Supergirl Silk Reduction put smaller businesses and traditional purveyors like [[Kiki's Orbital Silk]] neoprotein bar out of business. Dr. Wong developed Supergirl Silk Reduction to support the high-load brain usage of [[The Chalice Study]] as marine famine decimated the [[protein urchin]] population. In a fly-by interview with business wavecast [[Credibility Indicators]], Dr. Wong reluctantly commented on his Nobel Solutions! Prize winning contribution to humankind: "How dare you drag my legacy down to the level of altruistic entrepreneur! The activity of Moonweed Airfarms is a [[subplots | sideshow]] to keep my Supergirl's stomach full!"
 
  
 
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==Marketing==
Chalice Wong of The Chalice Study, who renamed herself [[Chyna Horchow]] in 2074, is the muse and inspiration for Dr. Wong's invention and eventually gave Supergirl Silk Reduction its most notorious endorsement "Tastes awful!" during Long Typhoon wavecasts. The Supergirl Silk motto remains to this day: "Tastes awful! So you know it works."
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In 2074, during phase one of the Long Typhoon, [[Chyna Horchow]] (formerly Chalice Wong of the Chalice Study) featured in [[Supergirl Silk Reduction Ad|Supergirl Silk Reduction's ad]] giving its most notorious endorsement "Tastes awful!" during her series of Long Typhoon wavecasts. Consumption of Supergirl Silk Reduction exploded and has since been regarded as the gateway food to the wavyverse.
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To date, the Supergirl Silk motto remains: "Tastes awful... So you know it works!"
  
  
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Latest revision as of 18:14, 18 August 2022


Supergirl Silk Reduction™ (formerly branded Supergirl Psilk Reduction™) is a synthetic psychoactive neoprotein invented by Dr. James Moonweed Wong. It is the dominant, most efficient and affordable neoprotein source on the market, endorsed by wavecasters for its long drip energy profile - a feature that supports high-load brain usage and extended coherent time in the wavyverse. In 2078, Supergirl Silk Reduction™ was awarded the Nobel Solutions! Prize for its role in allowing wavyverse activity to thrive during The Long Typhoon.

Development

During the decade-long natural disaster The Long Typhoon, organic urchin based neoprotein became scarce, leading Dr. Wong to develop Supergirl Silk Reduction™ to support the high-load cognitive experiments required of The Chalice Study. Following an accidental endorsement by Chyna Horchow, public demand for Supergirl Silk Reduction™ exploded.

The affordability and efficacy of Supergirl Silk Reduction, coupled with the decimation of the protein urchin population during The Long Typhoon, put organic urchin-based neoprotein brands like Kiki's Orbital Silk™ out of business.

In an interview with business wavecast Indicators of Credibility, Dr. Wong reluctantly commented on his Nobel Solutions! Prize winning contribution to humankind: "How dare you drag my legacy down to the level of altruistic entrepreneur! Moonweed Airfarms neoprotein is a sideshow to keep my Supergirl's stomach full and her brain log gorgeous! This inconvenient typhoon will soon be over. Now, the thing about Destiny BOB is..."

Marketing

In 2074, during phase one of the Long Typhoon, Chyna Horchow (formerly Chalice Wong of the Chalice Study) featured in Supergirl Silk Reduction's ad giving its most notorious endorsement "Tastes awful!" during her series of Long Typhoon wavecasts. Consumption of Supergirl Silk Reduction exploded and has since been regarded as the gateway food to the wavyverse.

To date, the Supergirl Silk motto remains: "Tastes awful... So you know it works!"