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Blue Rev. (mm/dd/yy) 14.
Blue Rev. (mm/dd/yy) 14.
EXT. SHORE COMPOUND. SLOPE GARDEN. - EVENING
Suddenly: the music cuts out. ZIM BOARD MEMBERS look around, confused. Then, an amplified voice:
Z (O.S.)
Z (O.S.)
Z’s grinning face appears on the event screen. BOARD MEMBERS mutter, annoyed, eager for answers. DR WONG and AVA frown.
Z’s grinning face appears on the event screen. BOARD MEMBERS mutter, annoyed, eager for answers. DR WONG and AVA frown.
Z (ON SCREEN) (CONT'D)
Z (ON SCREEN) (CONT'D)
Humanistas. Mad at ZIM again. 2 What’s new? They believe all lives
Humanistas. Mad at ZIM again. 2 What’s new? They believe all lives are equal. Wrong. Only children have total divine potential. Beyond that, the game of life is on, and there’s no shortage of losers choking on their life scripts. Daddy says “Sweetheart: I give you the gifts you need, never the ones you wish for!” You go script a life where wishes never come true if you dare speak them. Mommy says, “My darling: achieve till you die.” You go script a life where the goalpost always moves and you’re never allowed to arrive. That’s parental programming. Nice start. Mix in a twist of reality’s Guaranteed Chaos. Add a pinch of aging. Then jam it all straight with ZIM’s prime pathing BOB tech. *wah-lah* We livin’ da anomic crisis!
are equal. Wrong. Only children
have total divine potential. Beyond
that, the game of life is on, and
there’s no shortage of losers
choking on their life scripts. Daddy says “Sweetheart: I give you
the gifts you need, never the ones
you wish for!” You go script a life
where wishes never come true if you
dare speak them. Mommy says, “My
darling: achieve till you die.” You
go script a life where the goalpost
always moves and you’re never
allowed to arrive. That’s parental
programming. Nice start. Mix in a
twist of reality’s Guaranteed
Chaos. Add a pinch of aging. Then
jam it all straight with ZIM’s
prime pathing BOB tech. *wah-lah*
We livin’ da anomic crisis!
DR WONG arms crossed. AVA impatient. Z grabs the cam, doing a “close talk” directly into it now.
DR WONG arms crossed. AVA impatient. Z grabs the cam, doing a “close talk” directly into it now.
Z (ON SCREEN) (CONT'D)
Z (ON SCREEN) (CONT'D)
I was jogging this morning and a 3 bug flew in my mouth. Old world Z would have spit the choker out. No time today little bug! Know what I did? I tasted it. Mmhmm. I let it surf my tongue, crawl up my roof, pray in my molar. Could I be your home little bug? Then it hit me: This ain't a prime path thought! Sorry BOB... It's a god thought. It's a life after BOB thought. That there is ZIM's problem. *zuh* It's BOBs. Wong's BOBs. The whole product line.
I was jogging this morning and a 3 bug flew in my mouth. Old world Z
would have spit the choker out. No
time today little bug! Know what I
did? I tasted it. Mmhmm. I let it
surf my tongue, crawl up my roof, pray in my molar. Could I be your
home little bug? Then it hit me:
This ain't a prime path thought!
Sorry BOB... It's a god thought. It's a life after BOB thought. That
there is ZIM's problem. *zuh* It's
BOBs. Wong's BOBs. The whole
product line.
We focus on DR WONG: anger, offense, growing on his face.
We focus on DR WONG: anger, offense, growing on his face.
Z (O.S.) (CONT'D)
Z (O.S.) (CONT'D)
BOBs can’t conceive of anything but the path. Fine. Ok. Nice IP. But
BOBs can’t conceive of anything but the path. Fine. Ok. Nice IP. But they retard you of your divine thoughts too?! Bad deal. That's what eats good souls in the end. Just look at our two year study, Orlando. Catastrophic withdrawal. ZIM has hyped BOBs like they are the cure to our anomic crisis when they are...a starter kit. So the humanistas are mad at ZIM? They goddamn should be!!
they retard you of your divine
thoughts too?! Bad deal. That's
what eats good souls in the end. Just look at our two year study, Orlando. Catastrophic withdrawal. ZIM has hyped BOBs like they are
the cure to our anomic crisis when
they are...a starter kit. So the
humanistas are mad at ZIM? They
goddamn should be!!
DR WONG inaudibly protests. BOARD MEMBERS look at each other, unsure if they should feel guilty. CHALICE bored. Then: Z appears both on screen and in person at the crowd’s edge.
DR WONG inaudibly protests. BOARD MEMBERS look at each other, unsure if they should feel guilty. CHALICE bored. Then: Z appears both on screen and in person at the crowd’s edge.
