Difference between revisions of "Lizard Lounger"
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| − | Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, [[Zoroaster (Z)]]. Originally conceived as a comprehensive solution to provide owners transportation, rest, and camaraderie all in one | + | Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, [[Zoroaster (Z)]]. Originally conceived as a comprehensive solution to provide owners transportation, rest, and camaraderie all in one. |
==Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy== | ==Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy== | ||
| − | The original Lizard Lounger was modeled off of Zoroaster's | + | The original Lizard Lounger was modeled off of Zoroaster's childhood pet iguana. |
| − | Launched in 2049, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success. However, following news reports that began circulating claiming that a Lizard Lounger had turned against | + | Launched in 2049, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success and were highly profitable. However, following news reports that began circulating claiming that a Lizard Lounger had turned against its owner, biting an arm off and bathing in the resulting bloodbath, sales quickly evaporated. The story was later proven to be false, with Zoroaster claiming it was an attempt by [[humanistas]] to sabotage [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]] after the controversial launch of the [[Wavyverse]]. |
==Komodo Lounger== | ==Komodo Lounger== | ||
| − | Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second | + | Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second update - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories and featured a modified, cushier design marketed towards luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to cancel the product line. |
==Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)== | ==Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)== | ||
| − | Following | + | Following his removal from ZIM, Zoroaster attempted to relaunch the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the original IP. Demand for the Gen Six Raptor Lounger grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], it has still not had a market-wide release. |
Revision as of 21:52, 20 May 2021
Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, Zoroaster (Z). Originally conceived as a comprehensive solution to provide owners transportation, rest, and camaraderie all in one.
Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy
The original Lizard Lounger was modeled off of Zoroaster's childhood pet iguana. Launched in 2049, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success and were highly profitable. However, following news reports that began circulating claiming that a Lizard Lounger had turned against its owner, biting an arm off and bathing in the resulting bloodbath, sales quickly evaporated. The story was later proven to be false, with Zoroaster claiming it was an attempt by humanistas to sabotage Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) after the controversial launch of the Wavyverse.
Komodo Lounger
Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second update - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories and featured a modified, cushier design marketed towards luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to cancel the product line.
Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)
Following his removal from ZIM, Zoroaster attempted to relaunch the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the original IP. Demand for the Gen Six Raptor Lounger grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), it has still not had a market-wide release.