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Lizard Lounger

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Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, Zoroaster (Z). Originally conceived as a comprehensive solution to provide owners transportation, rest, and camaraderie all in one.

Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy

Launched in 2049, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success and highly profitable for Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM). However, following news reports that began circulating claiming that a Lizard Lounger had turned against its owner, biting an arm off and bathing in the resulting bloodbath, sales quickly evaporated. The story was later proven to be false, with Zoroaster claiming it was an attempt by humanistas to sabotage Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) after the controversial launch of the Wavyverse. The original Lizard Lounger was modelled off of Zoroaster's childhood pet iguana.

Komodo Lounger

Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second update - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories and featured a modified, cushier design marketed towards luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to cancel the product line.

Raptor Lounger (Generation 6)

Following his removal from ZIM, Zoroaster attempted to relaunch the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the original IP. Demand for the Raptor Lounger (Generation 6) grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), it has still not had a market-wide release.

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