Difference between revisions of "Lizard Lounger"
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==Komodo Lounger== | ==Komodo Lounger== | ||
| − | Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second, upgraded model - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories, and featured a modified, cushier design intended to be marketed towards a more luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM eventually | + | Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second, upgraded model - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories, and featured a modified, cushier design intended to be marketed towards a more luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to canceled the product line. |
==Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)== | ==Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)== | ||
Following the controversial removal of [[Zoroaster (Z)]] from the company he founded, Zoraster attempted a relaunch of the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the IP from the original product line. Demand for the Gen Six Raptor Lounger grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], it has still not had a market-wide release. | Following the controversial removal of [[Zoroaster (Z)]] from the company he founded, Zoraster attempted a relaunch of the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the IP from the original product line. Demand for the Gen Six Raptor Lounger grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], it has still not had a market-wide release. | ||
Revision as of 20:04, 20 May 2021
Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, Zoroaster (Z). Originally conceived as a comprehensive solution to provide owners transportation, rest, and camaraderie all in one, Lizard Loungers sales initially performed well and were highly profitable, but the market soon crashed after a news report, later found to be false, of a Lizard Lounger consuming it's human owner.
Lizard Lounger 1.0
The original Lizard Lounger was modeled off of Zoroaster's own pet iguana.
Komodo Lounger
Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second, upgraded model - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories, and featured a modified, cushier design intended to be marketed towards a more luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to canceled the product line.
Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)
Following the controversial removal of Zoroaster (Z) from the company he founded, Zoraster attempted a relaunch of the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the IP from the original product line. Demand for the Gen Six Raptor Lounger grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), it has still not had a market-wide release.