Lizard Lounger

From Life After BOB Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search


Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, Zoroaster (Z). Originally conceived as a comprehensive solution to provide owners transportation, rest, and camaraderie all in one, Lizard Loungers sales initially performed well and were highly profitable, but the market soon crashed after a news report, later found to be false, of a Lizard Lounger consuming it's human owner.

Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy

The original Lizard Lounger was modeled off of Zoroaster's own pet iguana. Launched in 2064, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success. However, following news reports that began circulating that a Lizard Lounger had turned against it's owner, biting an arm off and bathing in the resulting blood, sales quickly evaporated. The story was later proven to be false, with Zoroaster claiming it was an attempt by humanistas to sabotage Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) after the controversial launch of the Wavyverse.

Komodo Lounger

Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second, upgraded model - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories, and featured a modified, cushier design intended to be marketed towards a more luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to canceled the product line.

Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)

Following the removal of Zoroaster (Z) from ZIM, the company he founded, Zoroaster attempted a relaunch of the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the IP from the original product line. Demand for the Gen Six Raptor Lounger grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), it has still not had a market-wide release.