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|Related to=[[Dr. James Moonweed Wong]] (creator), [[Chyna Horchow]] (endorsement)
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|Motto="Tastes awful... So you know it works."
 
|Birth name=Supergirl Silk Reduction
 
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|Birthday=June 28, 2078
 
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'''Supergirl Silk Reduction'''™ (formerly branded Supergirl Psilk Reduction™) is a synthetic psychoactive [[neoprotein]] invented by [[Dr. James Moonweed Wong]]. It is the dominant, most efficient and affordable neoprotein source on the market, endorsed by [[wavecasting | wavecasters]] for its long drip energy profile - a feature that supports high-load brain usage and extended coherent time in the [[wavyverse]]. In 2078, Supergirl Silk Reduction™ was awarded the [[Nobel Solutions! Prize]] for its role in allowing wavyverse activity to thrive during [[The Long Typhoon]].
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==Development==
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During the decade-long natural disaster [[The Long Typhoon]], organic urchin based neoprotein became scarce, leading Dr. Wong to develop Supergirl Silk Reduction™ to support the high-load cognitive experiments required of The Chalice Study. Following an accidental endorsement by [[Chyna Horchow]], public demand for Supergirl Silk Reduction™ exploded.
  
something about how Dr Wong invented this out of necessity during the long typhoon.
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The affordability and efficacy of Supergirl Silk Reduction, coupled with the decimation of the [[protein urchin]] population during The Long Typhoon, put organic urchin-based neoprotein brands like Kiki's [[Orbital Silk]]™ out of business.
it proved so effective and so efficient to mass produce, and got the most notorious endorsement via Chyna's wavecast and reaction "tastes awful!" that it unexpectedly became the dominant neoprotein for supplementing wavyverse's increasing requirement for high-load brain usage on individuals. (something about its long drip energy profile)
 
  
Inadvertently, Supergirl Silk Reduction put Kiki's orbital silk Neoprotein out of business. Sister San resents Dr Wong for this, and even more so because Dr Wong neither realizes the butterfly effect of this, nor cares.
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In an interview with business wavecast [[Indicators of Credibility]], Dr. Wong reluctantly commented on his [[Nobel Solutions! Prize]] winning contribution to humankind: "How dare you drag my legacy down to the level of altruistic entrepreneur! Moonweed Airfarms neoprotein is a [[subplots | sideshow]] to keep my Supergirl's stomach full and her brain log gorgeous! This inconvenient typhoon will soon be over. Now, the thing about Destiny BOB is..."
  
yet, Dr Wong is unable to acknowledge that this subplot of his is of equal if not greater contribution to humankind than his prime path invention of bobs.
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==Marketing==
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In 2074, during phase one of the Long Typhoon, [[Chyna Horchow]] (formerly Chalice Wong of the Chalice Study) featured in [[Supergirl Silk Reduction Ad|Supergirl Silk Reduction's ad]] giving its most notorious endorsement "Tastes awful!" during her series of Long Typhoon wavecasts. Consumption of Supergirl Silk Reduction exploded and has since been regarded as the gateway food to the wavyverse.  
  
Motto: "Tastes awful...So you know it works."
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To date, the Supergirl Silk motto remains: "Tastes awful... So you know it works!"
  
Distilled and prepared at Moonweed Airfarms, an automated airfarm registered and setup by Dr Wong.
 
  
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Latest revision as of 18:14, 18 August 2022


Supergirl Silk Reduction™ (formerly branded Supergirl Psilk Reduction™) is a synthetic psychoactive neoprotein invented by Dr. James Moonweed Wong. It is the dominant, most efficient and affordable neoprotein source on the market, endorsed by wavecasters for its long drip energy profile - a feature that supports high-load brain usage and extended coherent time in the wavyverse. In 2078, Supergirl Silk Reduction™ was awarded the Nobel Solutions! Prize for its role in allowing wavyverse activity to thrive during The Long Typhoon.

Development

During the decade-long natural disaster The Long Typhoon, organic urchin based neoprotein became scarce, leading Dr. Wong to develop Supergirl Silk Reduction™ to support the high-load cognitive experiments required of The Chalice Study. Following an accidental endorsement by Chyna Horchow, public demand for Supergirl Silk Reduction™ exploded.

The affordability and efficacy of Supergirl Silk Reduction, coupled with the decimation of the protein urchin population during The Long Typhoon, put organic urchin-based neoprotein brands like Kiki's Orbital Silk™ out of business.

In an interview with business wavecast Indicators of Credibility, Dr. Wong reluctantly commented on his Nobel Solutions! Prize winning contribution to humankind: "How dare you drag my legacy down to the level of altruistic entrepreneur! Moonweed Airfarms neoprotein is a sideshow to keep my Supergirl's stomach full and her brain log gorgeous! This inconvenient typhoon will soon be over. Now, the thing about Destiny BOB is..."

Marketing

In 2074, during phase one of the Long Typhoon, Chyna Horchow (formerly Chalice Wong of the Chalice Study) featured in Supergirl Silk Reduction's ad giving its most notorious endorsement "Tastes awful!" during her series of Long Typhoon wavecasts. Consumption of Supergirl Silk Reduction exploded and has since been regarded as the gateway food to the wavyverse.

To date, the Supergirl Silk motto remains: "Tastes awful... So you know it works!"