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| − | <b>Orlando de Blair</b> is a | + | <b>Orlando de Blair</b> is a world-class cyclist and serial guinea pig for ZIM's wavyverse experiments. He was selected as a candidate for [[Destiny BOB]] beta testing at age fifteen, winning the prestigious [[Tour de Oceania medal]] as a result. |
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Revision as of 21:03, 7 October 2021
Orlando de Blair is a world-class cyclist and serial guinea pig for ZIM's wavyverse experiments. He was selected as a candidate for Destiny BOB beta testing at age fifteen, winning the prestigious Tour de Oceania medal as a result.
Early Life
Born to hardworking actors. Showed early signs of virtuosic athletic ability at two years old.
The Orlando Study
During Chalice Wong's permadroned years, Dr. Wong and Chairman Ava committed to Orlando as a parallel redundant Destiny BOB study. To cap off the success of Orlando's story, Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) planned a wavecasted finale in which Orlando would marry Chyna Horchow, called the Double Destiny Wedding.
Life Log Summary of Orlando de Blair
“Orlando de Blair. Star cyclist. You ride before you walk. Aspirational branch to be a poet. Son of hard working actors. They tell you: train till you die. One day you are favored by a Queen. She introduces you to her poetry-loving friends as long as you keep winning. She tells you: you can be a poet after you break a leg. ZIM selects you to participate in their Destiny BOB pilot program. BOB recommends you stage a leg injury at the Great Outback Championship Tour. You ignore BOB and place third. Your parents praise you. Queen promises to marry you when you place first. You train to exhaustion. You question if BOB knew this would happen. One day BOB develops a permission: you can be a poet without breaking yourself. You stop competing. Queen stops chasing you. You realize your parents like poetry too. You confirm your autonomy and arrive. You promise to buy yourself a room with a desk and a view.”
–Orlando de Blair's Destiny BOB
Personal Life
Romantically linked to fiancé Chyna Horchow.
