Orlando de Blair

Orlando de Blair
Nature
Birth Name:	Orlando de Blair
Birthday:	March 3, 2057
Starsign:	Pisces
Age:	17
Element:	Metal
MBTI:	ISFP
Nurture
Chosen Name:	Orlando
Parental Script:	Train till you die.
Lucky/Cursed:	Cursed
Script Position:	Loser-rising
Extraversion:	5/10
Neuroticism:	10/10
Occupation by Design:	Professional athlete
Torture
Current Occupation:	Celebrated Cyclist, Tour de Oceania champion
Aspirational Occupation:	Poet
Marital Status:	Single
Seven Tortures To Date:	Anomic Crisis, Chyna Horchow, The Orlando Study, Double Destiny Wedding

Orlando de Blair is a world-class cyclist and serial guinea pig for ZIM's wavyverse experiments. He was selected as a candidate for Destiny BOB beta testing at age fifteen, winning the prestigious Tour de Oceania medal as a result.

Early Life

Born to hardworking actors. Showed early signs of virtuosic athletic ability at two years old. Moonlit as an experimental test subject for various wavyverse experiments in exchange for ZIM sponsorship and life subsidies.

The Orlando Study

During Chalice Wong's permadroned years, Dr. Wong and Chairman Ava committed to Orlando as a parallel redundant Destiny BOB study. To cap off the success of Orlando's story, Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) planned a wavecasted finale in which Orlando would marry Chyna Horchow, called the Double Destiny Wedding.

Life Log Summary of Orlando de Blair

“Orlando de Blair. Star cyclist. You ride before you walk. Aspirational branch to be a poet. Son of hard working actors. They tell you: train till you die. One day you are favored by a Queen. She introduces you to her poetry-loving friends as long as you keep winning. She tells you: you can be a poet after you break a leg. ZIM selects you to participate in their Destiny BOB pilot program. BOB recommends you stage a leg injury at the Great Outback Championship Tour. You ignore BOB and place third. Your parents praise you. Queen promises to marry you when you place first. You train to exhaustion. You question if BOB knew this would happen. One day BOB develops a permission: you can be a poet without breaking yourself. You stop competing. Queen stops chasing you. You realize your parents like poetry too. You confirm your autonomy and arrive. You promise to buy yourself a room with a desk and a view.”

–Orlando de Blair's Destiny BOB

Personal Life

Romantically linked to fiancé Chyna Horchow.

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