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Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, [[Zoroaster (Z)]]. Originally conceived as a comprehensive solution to provide owners transportation, rest, and camaraderie all in one, Lizard Loungers sales initially performed well and were highly profitable, but the market soon crashed after a news report, later found to be false, of a Lizard Lounger consuming it's human owner.  
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Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, [[Zoroaster (Z)]].
  
 
==Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy==
 
==Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy==
The original Lizard Lounger was modeled off of Zoroaster's own pet iguana.
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Launched in 2049, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success and highly profitable for Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM). Following news reports that claiming that a Lizard Lounger had turned against its owner, sales quickly evaporated. The story was later proven to be an attempt by [[humanistas]] to sabotage [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]] after the controversial launch of [[Bag Of Beliefs (BOB)]]..  
Launched in 2064, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success. However, following news reports that began circulating that a Lizard Lounger had turned against it's owner, biting an arm off and bathing in the resulting blood, sales quickly evaporated. The story was later proven to be false, with Zoroaster claiming it was an attempt by [[humanistas]] to sabotage [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]] after the controversial launch of the [[Wavyverse]].
 
  
 
==Komodo Lounger==
 
==Komodo Lounger==
Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second, upgraded model - the Komodo Lounger. This higher end model attempted to rebrand the line to avoid association with the prior news stories, and featured a modified, cushier design intended to be marketed towards a more luxury clientele. Failing to find a market and unable to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to canceled the product line.   
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Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second update - the Komodo Lounger. Z developed the concept of “living furniture” through the genetic modification of large reptiles into slow, docile, barely sentient companion sofas. The Komodo Lounger was modeled on Z’s childhood pet Komodo dragon. Failing to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to cancel the product line.   
  
==Raptor Lounger (Generation Six)==
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==Raptor Lounger (Generation 6)==
Following the removal of [[Zoroaster (Z)]] from ZIM, the company he founded, Zoroaster attempted a relaunch of the Lizard Lounger series, claiming he still owned the IP from the original product line. Demand for the Gen Six Raptor Lounger grew popular within the populist political movement, but due to ongoing legal battles with [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], it has still not had a market-wide release.
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Following his removal from ZIM after the events of [[New Years Eve 2074]], Z attempted to relaunch the Lizard Lounger by prototyping the more advanced [[Raptor Lounger (Generation 6)]], which reintroduced reptilian aggression and speed.
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Latest revision as of 18:22, 18 August 2022


Lizard Loungers were the first invention patented by Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), and the only product credited directly to the founder of ZIM, Zoroaster (Z).

Lizard Lounger 1.0 and Controversy

Launched in 2049, the Lizard Lounger was a hit success and highly profitable for Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM). Following news reports that claiming that a Lizard Lounger had turned against its owner, sales quickly evaporated. The story was later proven to be an attempt by humanistas to sabotage Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) after the controversial launch of Bag Of Beliefs (BOB)..

Komodo Lounger

Following the initial success and market crash of the Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM attempted to launch a second update - the Komodo Lounger. Z developed the concept of “living furniture” through the genetic modification of large reptiles into slow, docile, barely sentient companion sofas. The Komodo Lounger was modeled on Z’s childhood pet Komodo dragon. Failing to escape the stigma associated with Lizard Lounger 1.0, ZIM was eventually forced to cancel the product line.

Raptor Lounger (Generation 6)

Following his removal from ZIM after the events of New Years Eve 2074, Z attempted to relaunch the Lizard Lounger by prototyping the more advanced Raptor Lounger (Generation 6), which reintroduced reptilian aggression and speed.

Image Gallery