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|Birth name=Zoroaster Kim
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|Birthday=?
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|Starsign=Aquarius
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|Age=?
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|Element=Fire
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|MBTI=ENTP
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|Related to=[[Princess Wendy]] (niece)
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|Chosen name=Z Prime
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|Lucky cursed=Lucky
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|Script position=Winner
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|Openness=10
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|Conscientiousness=5
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|Extraversion=7
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|Agreeableness=1
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|Neuroticism=5
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|Bob=Demo BOBs
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|Comfort food=Classic beef
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|Occupation by design=Visionary
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|Motto="I barely run my own company"
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|Current occupation=ZIM founder and CEO
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|Aspirational occupation=monk
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|Children=?
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|Marital status=?
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|Previous marriages=?
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|Times reincarnated=1001
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|Current life stage=Act2
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|Current life stage crossing=Act2 Lightening
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|Seven tortures to date=Lamb Bone Choking Incident, ZIM Board Mutiny
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|Blood Type=?
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|Nicknames/previous names=?
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|Lucky/cursed=Lucky
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Zoroaster (Z) is the founder and CEO of [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], a [[Life path]] company and [[Wavecasting | Wavecast]] media empire. He is credited with the rapid advancement and popularization of [[Wavyverse]] cognitive applications.
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At the age of nine, he successfully rewired the nervous system of a lizard.
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In 2038, Z founded ZIM producing luxury [[Lizard Lounger | Lizard Loungers]]. Following the rapid worldwide adoption of the Wavyverse, Z pivoted the company into [[Wavecasting]], unleashing a wide-ranging ecosystem of neural and cognitive app suites including ZIM [[Learning educational modules]], and [[Bag Of Beliefs (BOB)]].
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Following a disastrous [[1000 Lives Demo]] at the ZIM Emergency Summit on [[New Years Eve 2074]], Z was unanimously voted out of his own company. His following years of exile remain undocumented. Z made a brief puzzling appearance at the [[Double Destiny Wedding]] in 2084, disrupting the long delayed launch of Destiny BOB.
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