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'''Zoroaster''' is the founder and CEO of [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], "a wavy [[life path]] company" and wavyverse media empire. As the energetic visionary of neural augmentation, he is credited with the rapid advancement and commercialization of [[wavyverse]] cognitive applications. He is immune to the outrage of the [[humanistas]], having survived many attempted cancellations.
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Zoroaster (Z) is the founder and CEO of [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]], a [[Life path]] company and [[Wavecasting | Wavecast]] media empire. He is credited with the rapid advancement and popularization of [[Wavyverse]] cognitive applications.
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==Early Life==
 
==Early Life==
At the age of nine, Z goes viral for his groundbreaking [[neural grafting]] experimentation on lizards.
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At the age of nine, he successfully rewired the nervous system of a lizard.  
 
   
 
   
 
==Career==
 
==Career==
Z founded Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM) in 2038. His company became renowned for its invention of wavy-grams, wavevasts, and [[Bag Of Beliefs (BOB) | BOBs]] - a class of artificial sub-personality.  
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In 2038, Z founded ZIM producing luxury [[Lizard Lounger | Lizard Loungers]]. Following the rapid worldwide adoption of the Wavyverse, Z pivoted the company into [[Wavecasting]], unleashing a wide-ranging ecosystem of neural and cognitive app suites including ZIM [[Learning educational modules]], and [[Bag Of Beliefs (BOB)]].
  
Z is credited with the invention of the [[lizard lounger]].
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==Controversy==
 
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Over the years, Z has survived many attempted cancellations by [[humanistas]], who regard him as the prime accelerant of human obsolescence.
On his first vacation following the successful IPO of ZIM, Z took a spiritual turn. He returned to ZIM disinterested in his duties as CEO. He became pre-occupied with long abandoned projects sparked from his childhood, what he called [[subplots]]. His increasingly eccentric [[Act Two]] behavior distressed the [[ZIM Boardmembers]].
 
  
==Controversy==
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Following the successful initial public offering of ZIM in 2072, Z took a spiritual turn. Disinterested in his duties as CEO, he became preoccupied with long-abandoned pet projects including affordable Lizard Loungers and [[1000 Lives Demo | 1000 Lives]]. His increasingly eccentric [[Act Two]] behavior—characterized by free and conscious rewritings of his own life script— distressed [[Chairman Ava]] and [[ZIM board members]].
On [[New Years Eve 2074]], [[Zoroaster]] invites [[Chalice Wong]], his niece [[Princess Wendy]], [[Commander Alan]] and [[Orlando de Blair]] to take part in the [[1000 Lives]] demo, during which unfortunate events lead to [[Chairman AVA]] ousting him from [[Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM)]] with a unanimous vote by the [[ZIM Boardmembers]].
 
  
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Following a disastrous [[1000 Lives Demo]] at the ZIM Emergency Summit on [[New Years Eve 2074]], Z was unanimously voted out of his own company. His following years of exile remain undocumented. Z made a brief puzzling appearance at the [[Double Destiny Wedding]] in 2084, disrupting the long delayed launch of Destiny BOB.
  
 
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==Image Gallery==

Latest revision as of 13:17, 28 February 2023


Zoroaster (Z) is the founder and CEO of Zoroaster Immeasurables (ZIM), a Life path company and Wavecast media empire. He is credited with the rapid advancement and popularization of Wavyverse cognitive applications.

Early Life

At the age of nine, he successfully rewired the nervous system of a lizard.

Career

In 2038, Z founded ZIM producing luxury Lizard Loungers. Following the rapid worldwide adoption of the Wavyverse, Z pivoted the company into Wavecasting, unleashing a wide-ranging ecosystem of neural and cognitive app suites including ZIM Learning educational modules, and Bag Of Beliefs (BOB).

Controversy

Over the years, Z has survived many attempted cancellations by humanistas, who regard him as the prime accelerant of human obsolescence.

Following the successful initial public offering of ZIM in 2072, Z took a spiritual turn. Disinterested in his duties as CEO, he became preoccupied with long-abandoned pet projects including affordable Lizard Loungers and 1000 Lives. His increasingly eccentric Act Two behavior—characterized by free and conscious rewritings of his own life script— distressed Chairman Ava and ZIM board members.

Following a disastrous 1000 Lives Demo at the ZIM Emergency Summit on New Years Eve 2074, Z was unanimously voted out of his own company. His following years of exile remain undocumented. Z made a brief puzzling appearance at the Double Destiny Wedding in 2084, disrupting the long delayed launch of Destiny BOB.

Image Gallery